Thread:PrimeRibPrimus/@comment-14278516-20140817192000

When watching my little cousin play COD on a lazy afternoon, I suddenly had a thought: What better way to share memories of FR is there than to share run-ins with newbies and low-levels? So, here it is. Share your wacky n00b stories on here. For me, they were incredibly common, so I'll be posting them as I think of them. Here's one that was pretty recent:

This was during the Hero month. It was 10:00 P.M. and I was OOC, so I decided to trade with ppl at the Blackspore warpgate. A little Pixie girl challenges me to a Duel out of the blue.

Random: I need to win for a quest.

Me: (looking at her lvl 4 Brawler outfit) Gotcha. Just knock me out. I won't hit back. (switches to max lvl Medic and accepts Duel)


 * The random starts hitting me, with my health staying almost constant*

Random: (after 5 minutes of attacking) When will you lose?

Me: It takes a while. Just be patient :)


 * After this, she keeps attacking, which is when I play the Troll song for 1 hour and start randomly dancing and singing along IRL. I look back at the screen to find that the random is still hitting me. I take this opportunity to piss her off*

Me: You're almost there. Keep hitting.

Random: FINALLY!!!


 * after 5 more minutes, I heal myself in spite of my health being full*

Random: YOU HEAL!!

Me: Well yeah, that's what Medics do. Just start from square one :)

Random: WHAT'S THE POINT?!! -ragequits-

Me: -LMAOIRL- 