Thread:PrimeRibPrimus/@comment-14278516-20140817192000/@comment-24122361-20140919024734

-My old guild (Civil Protection) was on holiday, and me, my IG girlfriend, and one of my elite were hanging around in Snowhill, when suddenly, we were approached by a random n00b.-

n00b: *walks up to me as a Ninja* Give me your rares and your girl, or I will destroy you all!!

GF: O_O" *backs up*

Elite: *ROFL*

Me: *chuckles* You're kidding, right? (in reference to his lvl 4 Ninja)

n00b: NO! GIVE ME YOUR STUFF NOW! *challenges me to a duel*

Elite: Dude, you're gonna lose xD

Me: *shrugs* Alright, ppl. This should be fast. *Challenge Accepted -- switches to Wizard*

-I let him get a few hits in as I ROFL'ed at him, before wiping him out in on hit with my Wand of Energy-

n00b: What the heck was that, you SHe hIT head?!!

Me: Language, mate. And to answer your question, it's called having a maxed combat job.

GF: Lol :D *hugs me*

Elite: *sprays silly string (or what we consider "n00b repellent") at the random, who jumps around angrily pretending to slash us)

n00b: I'm gonna hack your person one day. My dad works for this game.

Elite: Then go cry to him.

N00b: *walks up to some random dude and spams the cry emote*

Me: This kid made my day xD

GF: He's still a scary one o_o

Elite: *LOL*

Me: *walks up to n00b* Hey.

n00b: AHHH!! DADDY!! *runs away*

Random Guy: He called me his daddy o_o

Me: I'm sure he did.

Random Guy: So, are you his daddy?

Me: o_o'